Surfing around and found: VlogHog: Repo Men Making A Killing During Recession
Collecting on auto defaults isn't always that fun.
Until I got a job as a debt collector, I didn't know that grown men whined.
I gave that car back. They didn't have to repo it, I told them to come get it.
I crashed that car. I almost died and now they want the loan paid back?
That car broke down. It was crap.
I bought that car for my sister's lazy @$$ daughter. How was I to know she'd get arrested for dealing drugs?
And my all time favorite...
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Debt Collector Fantasy Answer: You mean to tell me a complete stranger walked into a dealership, bought a car, signed the loan, got the monthly payments on time for three years and then when he or she defaulted that car magically appeared in your driveway the exact day the Repo Man showed up?
Well, yeah.
Collecting on auto defaults isn't always that fun.
Until I got a job as a debt collector, I didn't know that grown men whined.
I gave that car back. They didn't have to repo it, I told them to come get it.
I crashed that car. I almost died and now they want the loan paid back?
That car broke down. It was crap.
I bought that car for my sister's lazy @$$ daughter. How was I to know she'd get arrested for dealing drugs?
And my all time favorite...
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Debt Collector Fantasy Answer: You mean to tell me a complete stranger walked into a dealership, bought a car, signed the loan, got the monthly payments on time for three years and then when he or she defaulted that car magically appeared in your driveway the exact day the Repo Man showed up?
Well, yeah.
Thanks for the link and for the for the article.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have a lot of good debt collector stories to tell.
Some silly excuses, that is for sure. Today the top excuse was...
ReplyDeleteI was at the casino, and the machine spit out too much money. I let the bank know about their error. I stopped payments because it was the bank's fault.