Warning: Potty Mouth Language
This morning I called a business back East and their computer operator was recorded by a woman with a very heavy accent. To me, it sounded like she said: “If you know your potty’s extension, you can dial it now.”
I imagined an Easterner and Westerner discussing Friday night plans…
Easterner: Are you going to the potty?
Westerner: Huh?
Easterner: The potty. Are you going?
Westerner: Well, no.
Easterner: Ah come on. It’ll be fun.
Westerner: But I don’t really need to go.
Easterner: How could you miss it! It’ll be great.
Westerner: But, I don’t need to use the phone. (At my office, 2 of 3 stalls are filled with cell phone users.)
This morning I called a business back East and their computer operator was recorded by a woman with a very heavy accent. To me, it sounded like she said: “If you know your potty’s extension, you can dial it now.”
I imagined an Easterner and Westerner discussing Friday night plans…
Easterner: Are you going to the potty?
Westerner: Huh?
Easterner: The potty. Are you going?
Westerner: Well, no.
Easterner: Ah come on. It’ll be fun.
Westerner: But I don’t really need to go.
Easterner: How could you miss it! It’ll be great.
Westerner: But, I don’t need to use the phone. (At my office, 2 of 3 stalls are filled with cell phone users.)
ROFL!
ReplyDeleteI can't even say anything. I'm ashamed to say I had a hideous accent like that before my high school theatre teacher decided I could never perform. I'd ruin whatever monologue I attempted. My freshman final, a monologue from Mary Queen of Scots, was hideous.
"Da devil has no children. You have none, could have none, wood have none pahaps."
Ha, ha. Yea. I know all about the potty.
LOL!
ReplyDeleteI had an experience with some Boston people like that. My boss at the time was trying to give me directions to a hotel called the Lord Wakefield. I kept hearing "laud". I'm thinking, laud??? What the heck is a laud? LOL!