Debtors say the goofiest things to excuse why they aren't paying their debts. Here was my top giggle-getter today...
I was at the casino, and the machine spit out too much money. I let the bank know about their error. I stopped payments because it was the bank's fault.
Do you suppose what she really meant was: I only wanted to charge $60 to my credit card, and somehow the machine added a zero and gave me $600. I wasn't drunk or anything. Of course I spent the extra money. I was at a casino. Hellooooo! Are you a moron?
A silly parody for bums, debt collectors, IRS agents, bank tellers, college students, or anyone that has purpose to ask ... "got money?".
I was at the casino, and the machine spit out too much money. I let the bank know about their error. I stopped payments because it was the bank's fault.
Do you suppose what she really meant was: I only wanted to charge $60 to my credit card, and somehow the machine added a zero and gave me $600. I wasn't drunk or anything. Of course I spent the extra money. I was at a casino. Hellooooo! Are you a moron?
A silly parody for bums, debt collectors, IRS agents, bank tellers, college students, or anyone that has purpose to ask ... "got money?".
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