I had the funniest, and really strange dream last night.
I was at a conference of some kind. I have no idea why, or what the main theme of the conference was and it really made less sense after the dream was over! The dream was a story that had a beginning, middle and end. But it was nutty.
At the start I parked on a snowy street, and wandered down to a hotel.
The first place I went was a darkened room where there were all kinds of personalities acting out a really boring skit. Johnny Depp (dressed up as Jack Sparrow was). Fox's Bill O'Reilly was in it (a young and really handsome version of him with shocking red Irish hair). And then about five other character actors that I recognize, but don't know their names were in it.
This skit was really bad, and really poorly acted and boring. So, when the lady I sat next to was asking me questions, I started talking back. Johnny Depp pulled out his sword and pointed it at me. He did a Jack Sparrow eye thing that implied I should shut my yap. Then Bill O'Reilly screamed... Shut up!
I was miffed, so I left and went to the dining room and wandered around thinking the food looked worse than the skit. Then, I went back. When I got back, they'd somehow sliced the top off a black Ford. I own a black Ford truck, so I got panicky and told Bill O'Reilly that nothing better be wrong with my truck.
So I ran back to my dream parking spot and someone had moved my truck. The top was fine. I called the police and reported it stolen. The police offer said, but, it is right there. I know! But, I didn't move it there, and he didn't have my permission. He being Johnny Depp.
I actually dreamed I was trying to have Johnny Depp arrested.
Ah, gee.
I was at a conference of some kind. I have no idea why, or what the main theme of the conference was and it really made less sense after the dream was over! The dream was a story that had a beginning, middle and end. But it was nutty.
At the start I parked on a snowy street, and wandered down to a hotel.
The first place I went was a darkened room where there were all kinds of personalities acting out a really boring skit. Johnny Depp (dressed up as Jack Sparrow was). Fox's Bill O'Reilly was in it (a young and really handsome version of him with shocking red Irish hair). And then about five other character actors that I recognize, but don't know their names were in it.
This skit was really bad, and really poorly acted and boring. So, when the lady I sat next to was asking me questions, I started talking back. Johnny Depp pulled out his sword and pointed it at me. He did a Jack Sparrow eye thing that implied I should shut my yap. Then Bill O'Reilly screamed... Shut up!
I was miffed, so I left and went to the dining room and wandered around thinking the food looked worse than the skit. Then, I went back. When I got back, they'd somehow sliced the top off a black Ford. I own a black Ford truck, so I got panicky and told Bill O'Reilly that nothing better be wrong with my truck.
So I ran back to my dream parking spot and someone had moved my truck. The top was fine. I called the police and reported it stolen. The police offer said, but, it is right there. I know! But, I didn't move it there, and he didn't have my permission. He being Johnny Depp.
I actually dreamed I was trying to have Johnny Depp arrested.
Ah, gee.
LOL That is absolutely hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI love dreams like that. They're just so strange.
I don't know about you, but that sounds like an interesting plot. Maybe your subconcious was trying to "dream up" a new story for you.
ReplyDeleteA Johnny Depp dream is never bad. You lucky girl. I'm envious. ;-)
ReplyDeleteLMBO!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you woke up right before you got to give him the 'punishment' ::wiggling eyebrows""